Things every missionary should know how to do.....

FYI

Here is a list of practical things

every missionary should know........

*How to make a bed!

with the bedspread running the right direction

Novel, I know, but they give lessons on

it in the MTC!

*How to polish shoes

With a shoe cloth, no less.

And a spit shine is quite impressive!!!

*How to eat in a suit coat

without spilling!

*How to press a shirt

Like.....all parts of it!

*How to clean a toilet!

We have an entire session on how to clean

toilets, floors, basins, etc.

*How to use hangers!

Like for clothes!

They are not decorations in a closet

*Chairs are for sitting

not for collecting clothes

junk, papers, garbage, etc.

*How to lead a hymn

We have had to teach this to

almost every missionary!

*How to smile!

When they finally relax and

begin to smile

they look so much better!

*Don't leave a girl friend

Had a missionary have a meltdown

this week

GIRLFRIEND

*Get excited

You will love this!

Grandma